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Listen up chumps basically the Vicar asked us to edit the parish newsletter this month we weren't gonna do it at first cos the vicar said 'I want you to channel your energy into doing something creative' which he knows brings back Kurtan's PTSD cos our old woodwork teacher Mr Perkins used to say it to him all the time and when Kurtan actually DID channel his energy into something creative he managed to sand down some MDF to make a back scratcher and Darren Lacey pointed at it and laughed and called it an 'abomination to woodwork' which made Kurtan throw a chair across the room in rage and one of the chair legs hit Rob Robinson and left a dent in his foreheadSo we decided to write this newsletter cos people need to the know the REAL s that goes down in our village it ain't just fetes and duck races you know it's proper f up All the bestKerry and Kurtanps Kurtan wants to make it clear that although this newsletter is in book format it does not make him any of the followingBook wormBook bummerBoffinNerd alertThe lion the witch and the book wormpchokengtitiktitikchokengs If you don't buy this newsletter that's fine but we are getting a percent of the profits to donate to the Kerry Mucklowe eating fund so if you don't buy it I'll basically starve Which is fine if your conscience can deal with that utter headfpchokengtitiktitiktitikchokengs If you were offended by any of the contents in this newsletter please post your complaints to PO BOX GET STUFFEDListen up chumps basically the Vicar asked us to edit the parish newsletter this month we weren't gonna do it at first cos the vicar said 'I want you to channel your energy into doing something creative' which he knows brings back Kurtan's PTSD cos our old woodwork teacher Mr Perkins used to say it to him all the time and when Kurtan actually DID channel his energy into something creative he managed to sand down some MDF to make a back scratcher and Darren Lacey pointed at it and laughed and called it an 'abomination to woodwork' which made Kurtan throw a chair across the room in rage and one of the chair legs hit Rob Robinson and left a dent in his foreheadSo we decided to write this newsletter cos people need to the know the REAL s that goes down in our village it ain't just fetes and duck races you know it's proper f up All the bestKerry and Kurtanps Kurtan wants to make it clear that although this newsletter is in book format it does not make him any of the followingBook wormBook bummerBoffinNerd alertThe lion the witch and the book wormpchokengtitiktitikchokengs If you don't buy this newsletter that's fine but we are getting a percent of the profits to donate to the Kerry Mucklowe eating fund so if you don't buy it I'll basically starve Which is fine if your conscience can deal with that utter headfpchokengtitiktitiktitikchokengs If you were offended by any of the contents in this newsletter please post your complaints to PO BOX GET STUFFEDListen up chumps basically the Vicar asked us to edit the parish newsletter this month we weren't gonna do it at first cos the vicar said 'I want you to channel your energy into doing something creative' which he knows brings back Kurtan's PTSD cos our old woodwork teacher Mr Perkins used to say it to him all the time and when Kurtan actually DID channel his energy into something creative he managed to sand down some MDF to make a back scratcher and Darren Lacey pointed at it and laughed and called it an 'abomination to woodwork' which made Kurtan throw a chair across the room in rage and one of the chair legs hit Rob Robinson and left a dent in his foreheadSo we decided to write this newsletter cos people need to the know the REAL s that goes down in our village it ain't just fetes and duck races you know it's proper f up All the bestKerry and Kurtanps Kurtan wants to make it clear that although this newsletter is in book format it does not make him any of the followingBook wormBook bummerBoffinNerd alertThe lion the witch and the book wormpchokengtitiktitikchokengs If you don't buy this newsletter that's fine but we are getting a percent of the profits to donate to the Kerry Mucklowe eating fund so if you don't buy it I'll basically starve Which is fine if your conscience can deal with that utter headfpchokengtitiktitiktitikchokengs If you were offended by any of the contents in this newsletter please post your complaints to PO BOX GET STUFFED